When I miss you, I just smell my armpits...

:)  Sounds like a lovely little insult, right?  And I said this to Mr. Wonderful yesterday...  It actually came about because I had to borrow his deodorant (We were out of town for the night, and I forgot mine.).  I commented that it smelled really good, like him, and laughed that I would be smelling very manly for the day.  Then said that maybe I would just be reminded of him all day, thus leading to the aforementioned "insult."  LOL  It actually just got us both laughing.  A good way to start the morning!  Feel free to use it as a friendly insult, though. :)